Nay, dear reader, you are not misreading the title and it isn’t “fake news”. The Times, a British periodical, has just reported that a pack of wild boars mauled ISIS militants who were hiding in the mountains of Hamrin, approximately 55 miles outside of Kirkuk. 3 died and 5 were injured in the “attacks”.
Considering that Muslims are prohibited by Sharia Law to consume pork and commanded to eat halal meat instead, this incident constitutes a high level of hilarity and irony. Yet, it also provides the US a wonderful opportunity to significantly alter its policy towards combating what Obama demagogically and pigheadedly (pun intended) called “the JV team”. Continue reading